Female Bisexuality Ain't For Men Anymore!

The sun dapples the maples on this warm spring day, bathing in bright golden beams the foliage like an image straight from the bible. A bird flies over head and chirps at something and then flies away, out of sight, maybe to join some other birds somewhere.

Yet there is more than meets the eye in this serene scene.

More and more women these days are proclaiming their bisexuality! Across the nation, rallies for female bisexuality have attracted more and more participants and an even greater number of onlookers. School boards are also taking a great interest in the female bisexual agenda, seeking to signal the benefits of this lifestyle in primary school textbooks. Scientists, meanwhile, are working hard to discover and resolve the remaining paradoxes of female bisexuality, seeking to advance our knowledge of female bisexuality, female bisexuality, and, female bisexuality. Here are some tantalizing results:

Heterosexual women found the male and female pheromones about equally pleasant, while straight men and lesbians liked the female pheromone more than the male one. Men and lesbians also found the male hormone more irritating than the female one, while straight women were more likely to be irritated by the female hormone than the male one.