David Lee Roth, M. C. Hammer, Farrah Fawcett, Denzel Washington

It’s a VAN HALEN fuck yeah!
And a bunch o’ mixed metaphors, too.
Here’s Diamond Dave, ain’t learned a thang,
making it clear why he lost his radio gig:

To me, it's not rocket surgery. It's very simple to put together. And as far as hurt feelings and water under the dam, like what's-her-name says to what's-her-name at the end of the movie 'Chicago' -- 'So what? It's showbiz!' So I definitely see it happening.

Didn't David act all coked up at the end of some VH1 performance in the mid- to late-90s, winking at the stagehands and what not? Didn't Eddie Van Halen call him a fool for doing so?

Let us reflect...

Ode to the Stars
BY GOLDBLACKDEVILHEAD (VERIFIED)

M. C. Hammer,
You trusted me because I wore your
clothes.
Farrah Fawcett,
Be wife of Burger King.
Diamond Dave,
Force yourself to be happy.
Denzel Washington,
Where does prime-rib
stand in the hierarchy of steaks?