Thursday, December 25, 2008

Romantic Comedies Schmomedies

[F]ans of films such as Runaway Bride and Notting Hill often fail to communicate with their partner. Many held the view if someone is meant to be with you, then they should know what you want without you telling them. The [study's director] said: "Marriage counsellors often see couples who believe that sex should always be perfect, and if someone is meant to be with you then they will know what you want without you needing to communicate it. "We now have some emerging evidence that suggests popular media play a role in perpetuating these ideas in people's minds.
I’ve always held that everyday TV is far more pernicious and mind deforming – in terms of shaping our psychologies, our responses to our own desires, and that of others, into the most disaffected, disassociated, and phantastic of ways – than the occasional boob, bush, or floppy flaccid phallus seen on screen or on the toob. Honestly. I’ve had enough of digitized tits when shit like Runaway Bride goes uncensored, the producers unmanacled!

And yes, I’d extend this critique to – GASP! – Sex in the City. What are more recent titles?

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

In Case of Apocalypse....

If the exposure rate (rads/hr) is known at a given time after an explosion, the calculator predicts the exposure rate at any other time. It also estimates the dose to personnel who are in the area at specified periods of time after the explosion. The back of the slide rule has the (none too clear) instructions.

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Cumming & Cooking

Have a taste for Man Made Oysters?

Creamy Cum Crepes?

Then here's a recipe book for you!
Natural Harvest - A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes.


Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients - you will love this cook book!

Friday, December 12, 2008

Thought for the Day on Orgasmic Labor

Says Christine Northrup, an OB-GYN and author of Women's Bodies, Women's Wisdom:
When the baby’s coming down the birth canal, remember, it’s going through the exact same positions as something going in, the penis going into the vagina, to cause an orgasm. And labor itself is associated with a huge hormonal change in the body, way more prolactin, way more oxytocin, way more beta-endorphins — these are the molecules of ecstasy.
Isn't parturition AMAZING?

Sunday, December 07, 2008

Chris Dane Owens - "Shine On Me"

This video absolutely has it all. They just don't make 'em like this anymore! Watch it at least 5 times.... Seriously. I did. Maybe 8. Maybe more? WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?: