Gwen Stefanie be UGLY!

"Oh she’s SO HOT!" Fuck you. Did you see her on SNL last night? She looked like that singing frog with proboscis lips in Return of the Jedi, or at least she dances in high heels like said creature, before George Lucas of course "remastered" the beast by making it all CGI and cartoony. Maybe George can give suburban Stefanie a make-over, too. ANYTHING. She ain’t no hoochie mamma by association, definitely not when she holds her arm out in the "Jump, Jump, Jump" gesture, which has now been found to be gay. Bust your browser with this photo, for instance. The idea and pose is "hot," but the effect is my ass with lipstick.