Thursday, March 17, 2005

Assphorisms

Assphorisms

Wig to the lid of legs.
Book ends
and other deads.

A sorry thing
should be covered with cellophane.

Wax on deficiency,
Wax off.

One leg of television,
one arm of chair,
one bolt of rug,
for a Frankenstein family room.

Mandibles meet
on the pastures of your butt.

Capable of apples.

Creme corduroys
give me the essence
of oreo legs.

2 comments:

betagirl said...

hehe! oreo legs...I have on cream cords today....hehe! oreo legs.

Anonymous said...

i love the lines:
"A sorry thing
should be covered with cellophane."!!!
makes me want to clean out the fridge! noh!