Wednesday, June 22, 2005

Dialogus Super Transformerenses

apt13isdead: http://www.tfracetrack.com/instructions/g1/autobot/
gbdh: dunno what that is
apt13isdead: click on damn link
gbdh: i did, fuckergay
apt13isdead: transformers instructions
gbdh: that's your age group, not mine. too old for those silly toys. never thot they were cool. i stopped at Micronauts and Star Wars figures. sorry, child.
apt13isdead: faggot
apt13isdead: you are sooooo much older than me
gbdh: how old are you?
apt13isdead: 32
gbdh: ok, you are 32 and i am 37. you are right.
gbdh: but take it back to "childhood."
gbdh: i am 16 fucking girls. you are 11 dickless years old staring at dickless Transformers.
apt13isdead: ha!
apt13isdead: even if you are an "old guy" you should still be able to appreciate how cool those instructions are, so go get gay

4 comments:

betagirl said...

Nice! It's good to see you two embracing your maturity. "now go get gay!" HA!

Anonymous said...

i should have "peer reviewed" this before publication.

will said...

robots are dickless? you got me there.

lms said...

We here at GBDH take great pride in our vetting procedures. Our clients are guaranteed the most rigorous screening procedure as their content is worked through valuation, analysis, and production. In this case we made every effort to contact your client. For your files, here is our communique with your client:

Dear APT13,
The Blogger community would naturally take great joy in having a slice of your Instant Messaging Communication henceforth, “IMC”). We realize that the IMC we have selected for publication contains extremely incriminating information concerning your person and whims. If for any reason you feel that your "security" will be compromised by the very unusual and specific knowledge that you, along with umpteen million dudes your age, enjoyed playing with Transformers during the 1980s, then we shall appreciate your concern and strive to satisfy your worries by censoring any explicit matter contained in the IMC. We anticipate your co-operation and affirmative response, and wish you the best in your future enterprises.

Happy Goddamnit,
GBDH