Thursday, May 15, 2008

West Virginia is Gay! (Part Deux): No Interviews Please!

Here are some gems from last night's Daily Show, answering the question,

"Why was West Virginia so heavily behind one particular candidate?"



"Something approaching an aversion for Barack Obama. He's simply not their kind of guy."

"I'm sorta scared of the other race....."

"He's muslim and that has a lot to do with it" (at 2:21).

With the prize going to this chud (at 2:23):

"I don't like the Hussein thing. I've had enough of Hussein."

You know, that "thing...." Uh, that "Hussein thing". Nobody likes the Hussein thing! Ew!

Goodness golly.

. . . and poor Dalton Hatfield, who walks to school and to home again, to NOT play video games!

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

welp golly gee meester lemme thank bout whut ta say hure...i hain't frum wess vurgeney,but i’s frum kentuckee, n at thar shor wuz sum funnee sheet. tham thar fancee peeple wars a makin fon of us ignrent hill billees, he hee.
BUT GUESS WHAT ASSHOLE! Although I'm not from West Virginia, I do reside in Kentucky, which, in the eyes of many, is far worse. However, this does, in no way, shape or form; make me uneducated, unsophisticated, racist nor ignorant. I am college educated having my Associate’s Degree in Applied Sciences/Allied Health, meaning that I am a Registered Nurse. I have no intention of voting for Hilary Rodham Clinton. I don't care if she's white or a woman. She's a smart- ass, snooty bitch that's trying to take advantage of the fact that, yes; most of the residents of these two states ARE somewhat prejudiced simply due to the lack of exposure to other ethnicities. As for Barack Hussein Obama's name, religion and color, these traits should have no bearing at all whatsoever on his candidacy for president. So before you go pointing your finger at certain states and the natives thereof for their beliefs, however ignorant and ill-informed they may be, make sure your hands are clean. You want to call us racist, the statements you, yourself have made are quite derogatory as well my dear. Would that not make you ignorant and racist as well? Hmmmm.....;p
Serena Charles
Age 27
Phelps, KY

Anonymous said...

How ridiculous of you to make fun of an 11 year old boy who sold his video games and bicycle to support something he believes in. The world would be a better place with more little Dalton Hatfields running around. I can do nothing less than laugh my ass off at you, for being this ignorant. The point isnt that he is supporting something he believes in, the issue is that he did it to support Hillary Clinton. How narrow minded can an Adult be. You do understand that he is a minor, and there are such things as slander, defamation of character, etc. Shame on you.

Anonymous said...

My funnybone always gets damaged due to my thin skin.
Also,"These pretzels are making me thirsty!"

Anonymous said...

hey jackass! im from west virginia and i'm anonymous and i'm not gay i swear!!! i have loads of education and degrees! and i totally swear im not racist either! you are a big meany and a jerk! and you must be the gay racist uneducated one! i swear im not! i'm anonymous! actually it's me, your good buddy at proven hollow! and i am so NOT GAY!!!