Thursday, March 29, 2007

Shock & Awe

If you use the expression, "shock & awe," in any sentence other than one proclaiming your plans for absolute military domination or one describing the vapid evils of Donald Rumsfeld and his idiotic ways, I will hate you. Such usages show you are stupid and don't give a shit about anything. In other words, don't be dumb and doughy like Carisa on Top Designer, who used the expression "shock & awe" to characterize her awesome chambre à coucher d'air.

I HATE HER FOR THAT.

SAND EVERYWHERE!!!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

We will soon be able to use the phrase for its original intention in, oh say, mid to late april when Iran gets lit up like a video game.
It's coming, folks.
SHOCK AND AWE!!!
SHOCKIN Y'ALL!!!
SUCK IT OSAMA!!! WE KNOW YOU'RE HIDING OUT WITH MISTER "MEMBERS ONLY" JACKET IN TEHERAN!!!
SHOKKIN Y'ALLL!!!
DON'T MESS WIT TEXAS, MUTHAFUGGER!!!
SHOKKKIN Y'ALLLLLLLLL!!!