"Hey guys, let’s go on a road trip from Georgia to California in my shitty ass car that’s over THIRTY YEARS OLD and has FOAM flying off left and right. Nevermind that my other two cars of the same exact model either EXPLODED not two miles outta my neighborhood or INCINERATED as I was pulling into the driveway. WE MUST USE THIS VEHICLE! COME ON!"
Fuck that shit.
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... oh yeah, guys: we're not just going to California in my shitty 30 year old space-van for fun. no siree. we're going to california because our town is slowly becoming uninhabitable and if we don't start moving into new territory soon, global capital will run out of new markets AND we're all gonna die. so don't mind that explode-o-foam! we'll get there one day-- well, rich folks will!
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