Thursday, July 06, 2006

Bush’s Lame Language Games

Concerning Bin Laden’s latest audio message, our Thief in Chief says: "If authentic, the tape demonstrates yet again that bin Laden and al-Qaida continue to use the media to justify their dark vision and war against humanity." What’s interesting is this new twist, "the media," a phrase that often means, well, "the media" as we know it, not some stupid ass hand held audio cassette recorder in the mountains of Pakistan.

Sounds like Bush is redefining terms for the election. Sounds like Bush has accepted the sage advice of the recently outed plagiarist, Anne Coulter (see her column of 6.28.06), who suggests that the New York Times committed treason in disclosing what everyone already knew: that the Bush administration authorized the combing of bank records world wide in search of terrorist transactions.

It’s the stupidest sort of Republikkkan language game, but works very well with the equally stupid voter who has the attention span the size of Cheney's retracted Dick. Just keep saying the phrase, "the media," "the media," "the media," and morons nationwide will accept this trash as truth much like "WMD," "WMD," "WMD" or "Saddam Hussein/9-11," "Saddam Hussein/9-11," "Saddam Hussein/9-11" or "cut and run," "cut and run," "cut and run." The word media is really SCARY.

Sure, the media sucks, but that’s why we have GOLDBLACKDEVILHEAD.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Will you commie pinkos stop messin around? There are much bigger fish to fry like,oh, I don't know, how about the fact that illegal aliens are burning flags at their liberal media sanctioned gay weddings!

Anonymous said...

i wish i could say i'm surprised at how stupid people are, but after some assholes voted for bush TWICE, i can't say i am. now, when n. korea may actually be something to worry about, we're dickless. our troops are getting killed for bullshit in iraq and not too many more will be stupid enough to "fight 'em over there so we don't have to fight 'em over here." my new bumper sticker: "don't blame me. i voted for the white guy who wouldn't have gotten us in this shithole in the first place."