Thursday, January 20, 2005

HOT WET BUSH ADMINISTRATION

Ok, so you like to fuck. But where the fuck do you like to bank? Well, bank on having your money held by Republikanz. What I have here is a not so secret list of corporate to the HOTWETBUSH eggnog-a-roll:

Bank of America Corporation Charlotte NC $250,000
Wachovia Corporation Jacksonville FL $250,000

Everyone knows that “Red” the leaping UPS man is a Republikan, and HE'LL KICK YOUR ASS. Surprised?:

United Parcel Service Roswell GA $250,000

Can somebody cut his benefits?

I always knew to shop at Lowe’s for any DIY project. HomeDepot is total crap, and nobody there knows shit. I mean, some bird advised me to use SANDED grout on my bathroom walls! For the LOVE OF GOD, SANDED GROUT?!?! Enough said, and if you don’t know what I am talking about, then HomeDepot’s got a job for you.

The Home Depot Washington DC $250,000
Nope, the kitchen sink has to go.

Pfizer, Inc. New York NY $250,000
And the computer asswell.

Microsoft Corporation Redmond WA $100,000
Source: http://www.inaugural05.com/donors/

EndNotes

Stay tuned .... Portions of THE BOOK are soon to be published here and at publisher's discretion. The forgoing text was sponsored by ISIS's Panopticon.
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1 comment:

http://big-chief.tumblr.com/ said...

try sponsoring your next post with pelican's _Australasia_. it will be like "hot wet bush administration: part II."

PS: dominoe's pizza is also the bucks behind operation rescue, and i understand that the libyans are funding my neighbor's time-travel project.

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