Tribal chieftress wears red tights as she charms blond children to save civilization from a benighted Hussein terrorist (above)
As reported in the Banner-Herald:
Republican presidential candidate Sen. John McCain won the election over Democratic candidate Sen. Barack Obama by a popular vote margin of 423 to 157 on Nov. 4 during a mock election held at Danielsville Elementary School in Northeast Georgia.
"I've loved doing this," fifth-grader Amber Fowler said. "It's been my favorite thing so far this year." "Even better than the zoo?" Manus asked about their field trip to the Atlanta Zoo in October. "Even better than the zoo," Amber said. "I feel actually like I'm 18 and voting."
Well, if this don’t really persuade you that the Republican party is for kids, or aimed at those with the emotive mindset of an uneducated child, then nothing will.
At the event, our branch reporter caught up with THE WORLD’S GREATEST DAD, who loves his son more than anything in the world. He has this to say: “That's right kids: deciding the fate of the World based on your redneck parents' fear of obsolescence and your own ill-conceived and uniformed notions of, well, everything is EVEN BETTER THAN THE ZOO!”
1 comment:
i remember these farcical mock elections from my super conservative cobb county middle school. i was the only 8th grader willing to try to muster a speech for 1992 bill clinton.
hey danielsville elementary, way to make your 157 black students feel unwelcome.
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