Sunday, November 18, 2007

Texas Man, Randy Taylor, Doesn't Know Where You People Come From And Can't Take and Feed A Family of Five On a Little 12 OZ Roll of Sausage


". . . And they put it in that FUCKN pussy roll of sausage. Son of a bitch. Somebody need their ass kicked. Some little consumer geek-a-roid thought this shit up. Save money, yeah, save money, save money. Fuck, I wanna eat god damn it!"

-- Randy Taylor

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Do you know what the angry catholic said when he was denied holy communion?

"I want to eat GOD, damn it!!!"

Melissa said...

My best laugh of the month...

I effin' love you, Andrew!!!

Anonymous said...

what no beowulf post? I hear Piers Plowman is being animated with Jolie and Pitt.
--tucked, puffy, and pissed off

Melissa said...

Andrew won't post on Beowulf because everyone would expect him to. He will probably see the movie, if he hasn't already, but he's going to make us suffer in the anticipation of a "review."

My guess? But for Angie's animated T&A, he wasn't all that impressed.

Cat head on a stick...

http://big-chief.tumblr.com/ said...

Use code names, poster-above-who-shall-not-be-named.
We don't want ol' Randy "The sausage man" Taylor to find our bricoleur here and feed him to his pig-men offspring.