Thursday, November 16, 2006

Why CNN is boring; Or, LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE SO I CAN EAT MY GIRLFRIEND’S PUSSY

You may have read about this couple doing some “dirty touching” on an airplane, for which they were arrested on charges of terrorism. CNN: “According to court documents, flight attendants saw Persing and Sewell kissing, embracing and ‘acting in a manner that made other passengers uncomfortable’ while the plane was stopped in Phoenix.” AHN: “Persing was also observed with his face pressed against Sewell's lower body.” Against what?

The FBI’s Affadavit is far more interesting, and might have been used to inject some narrative interest into Snakes On A Plane: “PERSING was observed nuzzling or kissing SEWELL on the neck, and around the collarbone in the vicinity of her breast. PERSING was also observed with his face pressed against SEWELL’S vaginal area. During these actions, SEWELL was observed smiling. Upon witnessing this activity, FA-1, while PERSING had his face against SEWELL’s vaginal area, instructed PERSING and SEWELL to end this activity. . . . Observed by a passenger in a nearby seat, PERSING pointed and shook his finger at FA-1 and said, ‘I am going to give you one warning to get out of my face!’ Persing repeated this statement to FA-1.”

BACK THE FUCK OFF! I’M BUSY!

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