It can be revealed that there is a RE-GIFTER among the readers of GBDH.
YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE. YOUR RE-GIFT HAS ROUSED GBDH FROM HIS SLUMBER AND TOE WARDS OLIVE GARDEN
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6 comments:
Would putting a bag over her head while you "shtupp" be considered re-gifting?
Or better yet, what if you had one of your "boys" throw a whiskey sour in a pit boss' face at the Palms?
Fix me a Highball, I got a pinched nerve.
-Dig me palie?
Who?? Who?? Who???. The only regifting I know of was a conspiracy by GBDH himself trying to steal the carafe he and his sweetest gave me for my birthday so that he can regift it to his sweetest without her knowing it was, indeed, a regift. I should point out here that this plan was thwarted. hmmmmm....Who could it be?
if you're talking about me, you can fuck off. i drove to olive garden and bought it myself with funds i raised by WORKING 6 DAYS A WEEK. JG witnessed. thankfully, your vulgar display here in anonymous-discourse-land means i have one name i can cross off my "nice" list-- a list that included exactly three gift recipients this year.
if you're not talking about me, then you will remain on the "nice" list.
ONERY, you forgot to sign your rant here, "Love Mom."
Don't be mad just because my picture is scarier than your scribble.
I am fully prepared to retract the charges in view of subsequent, albeit more sober, explanations.
Oni did, in fact, purchase this gift with his own funds for the express purpose of giving to you for the holiday formerly known as christmas. No regifting has occurred, oh, ungrateful one.
UPDATE: this matter has been settled to the satisfaction of the participants. let the record show that my Mom is, in fact, sweet, tho her many reindeer games this holiday season have resulted in blog-o-phonic anarchy.
I HATE INTERNETS!
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