What the fuck is RUBBER BALLS AND LIQUOR anyway!?
We all know it, but no one seems able to explain why it's a joke, or a tongue twister for that matter. I learned it in second grade, and the idea is to repeat, RUBBER BALLS AND LIQUOR as the answer to a series of questions about the three squares until it sounds like you are saying "RUB (THAT GIRL'S) BALLS AND LICK HER." I mean . . . sure... I guess? But is the eight year old me meant to understand jokes about girls with balls, a tongue twister about twisted tongueing? The sooner one learns about hermaphrodites the better, I've always said, but I still don't know WHAT MAKES THIS SO GODDAMNED FUNNY.
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AN SO THE GUY SAYS, "PLUNGER? I HARDLY KNOW HER!"
AND JUST THEN, THE CHINAMAN JUMPS OUT FROM BEHIND A ROCK AND YELLS "SUPPLIES!"
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