Sunday, December 04, 2005

Let's get to the bottom of this.

What the fuck is RUBBER BALLS AND LIQUOR anyway!?

We all know it, but no one seems able to explain why it's a joke, or a tongue twister for that matter. I learned it in second grade, and the idea is to repeat, RUBBER BALLS AND LIQUOR as the answer to a series of questions about the three squares until it sounds like you are saying "RUB (THAT GIRL'S) BALLS AND LICK HER." I mean . . . sure... I guess? But is the eight year old me meant to understand jokes about girls with balls, a tongue twister about twisted tongueing? The sooner one learns about hermaphrodites the better, I've always said, but I still don't know WHAT MAKES THIS SO GODDAMNED FUNNY.

5 comments:

http://big-chief.tumblr.com/ said...

SO THE PRIEST SAYS, SHE'S IN THE DISTILLERY MAKING JOHNNY WALKER RED!

http://big-chief.tumblr.com/ said...

AN SO THE GUY SAYS, "PLUNGER? I HARDLY KNOW HER!"

http://big-chief.tumblr.com/ said...

AND JUST THEN, THE CHINAMAN JUMPS OUT FROM BEHIND A ROCK AND YELLS "SUPPLIES!"

http://big-chief.tumblr.com/ said...

"SORRY DOLLY, " SAYS ST. PETER, "BUT A ROYAL FLUSH BEATS A PAIR ANY DAY!"

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