If by definition a retard is retrograded to some earlier stage of psychological development, then children, by virtue of their verbal ejaculations, dumb sentences, flailing histrionics, lack of sociability, and sharp turns from blather to boo-hoo, give retardation its clearest and most evident meaning yet. I am fucking sick of sitting on an airplane with a bunch of fucking retards - like, say, that dumb ass kid blabbering his pointless non-sense at the top of his lungs for the entire flight back from NYC recently: "Ree a wow wee gonna make it and BREEEEEEEEEEEW bee gee and they all, Daddy daddy!" Grow some balls, Indy Dad, and make your retard shut the fuck up before I kick your skinny ass and cork his slobber hole. Mary-Tyler-Core Mom, your blue burbling newborn resembles quite distinctly a pupal grub, but worse because instead of making itself useful by eating dirt it shrieks and stinks. Breeders, you make heterosexuality gay.
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well, andrew, this is another reason i love you. while i can't honestly say that i hate kids, (but that's only b/c i judge them as individuals and feel that i must meet or be exposed to a kid before finding a reason to hate him or her) i do pretty much hate being around them.
in airplanes, at the mall, in the office, when their weak ass, i- need nanny-911-parents can't get control of the little shits. (why is it pretty much nothing but white folks on those nanny shows? 'cuz i would have to kick a little bastard's ass if he bit me or yelled at me. you know that's right.)
i hate most parents, too.
weak.
"once you have a child, your life isn't just about YOU anymore."
well, that's why it's MY damn life!! i am not going to hear angels sing b/c some baby is hanging off my titty. i am not automatically a "better person" because i pushed a full term fetus from my vagina.
"i need to leave work early b/c i have to spend time with my daughter."
"my son is sick, so i can't come in today."
"i think the government should do more to help families." (straight families, with chiiiiilllllldren.)
oh, god, what about the chiiiiiiillldren??? eff the children. use a freakin rubber or at least tell the kid to shutup on an airplane. or if you're too weak of a parent, i'd be happy to tell him for you.
A-FUCKING-MEN, dude. I will no longer tolerate the social pressure to privilege children's "needs" (the need to disrupt everythimg around them, for instance) just because a bunch of breeders decided they could be better parents than their their folks were. Hey, costumed leftist, did you ever think that maybe that "biological clock" you sacrificed your life for was in fact a SOCIAL CONSTRUCTION designed to serve the needs of the state and to provide feul for exploitation? That the instinctual pangs to have a baby might be one of those anachronistic imperatives which no longer suits our social welfare? i have a biological "anger clock" that drives me to split peoples' heads open with bar stools, BUT I DONT DO IT! And the guys out there saying they really wanna have kids are actually just saying that they wanna cum inside. i don't blame them: it's fun to ride that wave all the way to the shore without being wrapped in synthetic polymers. but you don't have to have a fucking baby to do it. go get clipped. you'll thank me.
hey brat: SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Children should not be allowed in the work place. Especially, if that work place is a major research institution where people are actually in the process of caring out scientific research but can't because your little shit is running up and down the halls laughing and screaming at the top of their lungs. Put a muzzle and a leash on that thing please so I can fucking think.
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