Rest in Peace Rosa Parks. All the rest, listen to Neville Brothers', "Sister Rosa." I'm not one for political songs but this one's really HOT!

YES, Kids Are Even MORE Retarded Than Ever!!!

You might have heard about these twin blonde Nazi bitches on Viceland or stumbled across them in your viewing of white supremicist sites, which began celebrating these girls once they grew tits. But have you really HEARD these Aryan "Olsen Twins" look alikes?

Check out this mealy mouthing. Don't piss me off and not do it, because it's an instrumental lesson on how NOT to tune, much less "play," an accoustic guitar. The fact that these 10 year olds enunciate like 4 year olds is reason enough for the state to seize these blue-eyed devils and turn them over forthwith to Abdullah the Butcher for a round and overdue spanking.


Out of the mouths of babes and sucklings saieth the Lord. . . ?

Pisshaw! I'm with the exegetes on this one. Boethius had it right in De Musica: if you can't play, you shouldn't be thinking -- a maxim topped only by Alain de Lille, who holds that if you can't jam, you can't fuck.

Missed Connections (Reprise)

Hi Prof. [GOLDBLACKDEVILHEAD] - -
OK, so apparently something went wrong again. You e-mailed me on thursday and said to meet tomorrow on wednesday. . . and i came friday and everything was just all messed up. Last week was crazy anyways, so lets start things over again. If you lost my schedule it's MWF 9-2:15. Around 2:30 seems to be when we are supposed to meet so any day is good for me.
Hopefully see you soon,
Thanks,
J[.] W[.]

Kids Are Retards

If by definition a retard is retrograded to some earlier stage of psychological development, then children, by virtue of their verbal ejaculations, dumb sentences, flailing histrionics, lack of sociability, and sharp turns from blather to boo-hoo, give retardation its clearest and most evident meaning yet. I am fucking sick of sitting on an airplane with a bunch of fucking retards - like, say, that dumb ass kid blabbering his pointless non-sense at the top of his lungs for the entire flight back from NYC recently: "Ree a wow wee gonna make it and BREEEEEEEEEEEW bee gee and they all, Daddy daddy!" Grow some balls, Indy Dad, and make your retard shut the fuck up before I kick your skinny ass and cork his slobber hole. Mary-Tyler-Core Mom, your blue burbling newborn resembles quite distinctly a pupal grub, but worse because instead of making itself useful by eating dirt it shrieks and stinks. Breeders, you make heterosexuality gay.

Love
GBDH