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Tuesday, August 26, 2008
Monday, August 25, 2008
Debra Bartoshevich
Dear Deb,
Can I call you Deb? Anyway, there's a moist steaming plate of shit over which you can die once you've eaten it. And psssst, as a former Hillary Delegate now supporting McCain, you can saddle up to Joe Lieberman and share a fresh bag of dicks, great for dipping into aforementioned concoction. Ok, I admit it, I was always baffled by Bush voters, especially those who voted for him in 2004, but you and your idiotic lot take the fucking cake. No wonder the Democratic party dumped you as a delegate. It hurts to be dumped doesn't it? Well, cackle about that, because your candidate HRC ran a terrible, I would say evil campaign, thanks to Mark Penn (you see the recent memos, lady?). And you call yourself a "self-respecting woman"? Deb, I hope you live to see your stupid ugly children suffer in the world you helped to make if McCain steals this one. Fuck you.
Thanks!
GBDH
Can I call you Deb? Anyway, there's a moist steaming plate of shit over which you can die once you've eaten it. And psssst, as a former Hillary Delegate now supporting McCain, you can saddle up to Joe Lieberman and share a fresh bag of dicks, great for dipping into aforementioned concoction. Ok, I admit it, I was always baffled by Bush voters, especially those who voted for him in 2004, but you and your idiotic lot take the fucking cake. No wonder the Democratic party dumped you as a delegate. It hurts to be dumped doesn't it? Well, cackle about that, because your candidate HRC ran a terrible, I would say evil campaign, thanks to Mark Penn (you see the recent memos, lady?). And you call yourself a "self-respecting woman"? Deb, I hope you live to see your stupid ugly children suffer in the world you helped to make if McCain steals this one. Fuck you.
Thanks!
GBDH
Wednesday, August 20, 2008
SunnyD[ick]
Man, I'm thirsty for a drink of Sunny D, bloggers beverage of choice:
I mean, I just wanna grab this drink and drink it:
I DON'T KNOW WHY, BUT THAT IS WHAT I FUCKING WANT TO DO. I WANT TO FUCKING DRINK THIS DRINK FUCKING.
I mean, I just wanna grab this drink and drink it:
I DON'T KNOW WHY, BUT THAT IS WHAT I FUCKING WANT TO DO. I WANT TO FUCKING DRINK THIS DRINK FUCKING.
[so does Apt13, who supplied these fucking lovely drawings on his boss's time]
Tuesday, August 19, 2008
Boo, I'm back, and Ready for Halloween. Check out the descriptions of these lovely products, and click on the links if you daaaaaare
BOBBED WIRE PROP
This is a brand new design. This guy has been ripped in half then chained to a pole with sections of his skin being pulled by barbed wire. His arms, face, stomach are all barbed wired. This is a life size torso. When hung it's one big prop.
BLOOD SOAKED FEMALE VICTIM
Head is severed and eyes are ripped out and her wrists are slit. She is suspended with exposed bone in her wrists. She's gutted and carved to her leg bones. Height is 5'7 " tall.
BAGGED AND KICKING
Tortured Hanging man trashes violently in a sit up position while screaming and being eaten by rats while covered with a burlap bag. Life Sized Animatronic comes with hanging chains, character with burlap bag and rats, motion sensor, controller, sound system with rat and man screaming sounds.
SHOTGUN BLAST JUMPER
Ahh… there is nothing like a fresh kill, unfortunately it will be you. Splattered man sits hunched over with brains exposed and plenty of them strewn about. Shotgun Blast starts to trash violently in a hunched over position and then sits up quickly, he then screams and jumps up to a standing position with his shotgun in his hand. Life Sized Animatronic comes with chair, motion sensor, character, controller and sound system with sound of man screaming.
BOUND
This Bound corpse will stop them in their tracks. Well constructed, she can sit as shown, stand upright using stand or be laid on a bed or table. Arms and legs are semi-poseable and the best feature of this gal is her dead stare. Lifelike ripped out eyes she looks so real. You get all seen here. The corpse, the bound rope and bound mouth and eyes, ripped and bloody dress.
THE TORTURE CHAIR
Victim thrashes violently as saw blade and battery strobes. The Torture Chair comes complete with Buzz Saw with Strobe light, Battery with Battery Cables and strobe light. Pail, Full Life-sized Body and Torture Chair with Head rest with nails with flesh hanging off. This uncomfortable to watch animatronic is made with Lifelike details.
And for the dogXlovers....
K-9 CORPSE PROP
Life size large bone dog corpse with stand. This Decayed Dog Features layers of gory detail, fur, eyeballs, muscle detail and plenty of exposed intestine.
This is a brand new design. This guy has been ripped in half then chained to a pole with sections of his skin being pulled by barbed wire. His arms, face, stomach are all barbed wired. This is a life size torso. When hung it's one big prop.
BLOOD SOAKED FEMALE VICTIM
Head is severed and eyes are ripped out and her wrists are slit. She is suspended with exposed bone in her wrists. She's gutted and carved to her leg bones. Height is 5'7 " tall.
BAGGED AND KICKING
Tortured Hanging man trashes violently in a sit up position while screaming and being eaten by rats while covered with a burlap bag. Life Sized Animatronic comes with hanging chains, character with burlap bag and rats, motion sensor, controller, sound system with rat and man screaming sounds.
SHOTGUN BLAST JUMPER
Ahh… there is nothing like a fresh kill, unfortunately it will be you. Splattered man sits hunched over with brains exposed and plenty of them strewn about. Shotgun Blast starts to trash violently in a hunched over position and then sits up quickly, he then screams and jumps up to a standing position with his shotgun in his hand. Life Sized Animatronic comes with chair, motion sensor, character, controller and sound system with sound of man screaming.
BOUND
This Bound corpse will stop them in their tracks. Well constructed, she can sit as shown, stand upright using stand or be laid on a bed or table. Arms and legs are semi-poseable and the best feature of this gal is her dead stare. Lifelike ripped out eyes she looks so real. You get all seen here. The corpse, the bound rope and bound mouth and eyes, ripped and bloody dress.
THE TORTURE CHAIR
Victim thrashes violently as saw blade and battery strobes. The Torture Chair comes complete with Buzz Saw with Strobe light, Battery with Battery Cables and strobe light. Pail, Full Life-sized Body and Torture Chair with Head rest with nails with flesh hanging off. This uncomfortable to watch animatronic is made with Lifelike details.
And for the dogXlovers....
K-9 CORPSE PROP
Life size large bone dog corpse with stand. This Decayed Dog Features layers of gory detail, fur, eyeballs, muscle detail and plenty of exposed intestine.
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