Thursday, January 13, 2011

Window Stops Streaker In His Tracks

THAT WINDEX REALLY DOES STOP STREAKING!




AND COME ON MATTHEW ADAMS, STOP BEING A PUSSY BE FUNNY THIS VID IS AN INSTANT CLASSIC YOUVE DONE HUMANITY A FAVOR BY STREAKIN SO STOP FILING COPYRIGHT CLAIMS WITH YOUTUBE WHO HAS PULLED THIS VID DOWN REPEATEDLY YOU DIKFLOPPIN NAKEDMAN ITS ALL IN GOOD FUN

Friday, January 07, 2011

Baby Swinging

IF YOU WANT TO REPRODUCE EITHER YOU MUSTNT OR YOU MUST QUALIFY FOR A LICENSE OR JERKIT OR IN THIS CASE LIVE IN RUSSIA BUT THE MUSIC MAKES IT ALL BETTER AND SPIRITUAL LIKE SO I GUESS ITS OK WHERES MY BABY HARNESS IM FEELING ALL FUCKY:

Tuesday, January 04, 2011

Ignorant audience. Evil comments.

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I am boycotting Doritos. Sounds to Mexican. I am going all American this year in support of my New Years Revolution.

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if these assholes just worked harder than mexicans and prayed harder than muslims and fucked harder than black dudes they'd have this whole goddamn shitbrained world licked, BUT INSTEAD they jack off all day about obama and mexicans and muslims and doritos and shitty country music and their fat fucking disgusting sugar-soaked spoiled rotten piglet internet kids and their goddamn nuthugging brock lesnar "philosophy" of "life" and their know-nothing XBOX 360 anti-intellectualism while the people they are jacking off about are literally working/praying/fucking circles around a bunch of spoiled crybaby shitbrains who dont know their ass from a hole in the ground SAYETH THE WORLD'S GREATEST DAD

PRAY FOR A FUCKING NUCLEAR HOLOCAUST

Heavy Metal Penguin

I LIKE ALL BABY ANIMALS EXCEPT JELLYFISH WHICH ARE FUCKING DISGUSTING POLYPS FROM RONALD RAYGUNS ASS

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

This Force is Strong with this One

DONT DRINK AND DRIVE BUT THE REST YOU CAN DO LOL FUCKME MAN

Parrot Sings Let the Bodies Hit the Floor

I STOOD ON PRINCIPAL THAT A BIRD COULD NEVER BE A DOUCHEBAG AND HERE I STAND CORRECTED LIKE AN ASSHOLE: